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Here’s my share of the pie, introducing Death Volt – Monster Assassin’s Lair, my home in the senrusen network

Warning: This section contains an anthology of more or less stupid and sweat-dropping issues about SenRuSen and Slam Dunk. Beware of utmost insanity, foul language and useless piece of junk. You have been warned.

Answer:

For I, Shiine-mon – one of the pioneers of the Axis Power Alliance and the reputed… the one and only SenRu Monster Squad Assassin, along with my ammunitions garage, my RPGs and bazookas, topped with my husband’s Heavyarms Gundam (Trowa Barton and Archangel Barton [some kinda rings a bell?]), stand primarily for the death of all SenRuSen oppressors! Thus, my trademark of death… and a motto that no one oppressor can escape the predetermined missiles that I’ve set upon their heads!

Answer:

I bet I didn’t. But for the freedom of Lalaboola Land, and for the peace of Mount Kakaloovadoolalak, I believe the concept goes like this – I am Shiine-mon (‘shiine’ in the Japanese language means ‘die’ which is equivalent to death), thus the word Death in the title. Volt – for no oppressor of my beloved SenRuSen can escape the ‘predetermined missiles that I’ve set upon their heads’ (like a death penalty chamber – chamber is equivalent to volt and I think that ‘death volt’ sounds better that ‘death chamber’). Monster Assassin – because I am a resident of the Axis Power Alliance slash SenRu Monsters and I have dominated the spot of the slaughterer… the slayer… the destroyer… ‘the assassin’ of the Anti-SenRuSen (if there is such a thing). And finally, lair – because this is my personal segment in the network… I dare say that this space is mine! *evil laughter*

Now, this time I believe I have concretely answered the issue. Violent reactions? Meet the shooting end of my bazooka!

Answer:

Actually… this question is pretty much the same with that as with ‘how much gel does Trowa Barton use to have his seemingly eye poking bangs like that?’ Hmmm… and speaking of which… imagine what time does Sendoh wake up everyday just so he can style his hair? And perhaps it’s the reason why he comes late in games or practices, covering himself up with ‘oversleeping’ to hide the fact that he’s ultra vain. *Shiine-mon holds her heal and pulls her hair*

Let’s lay down these numeric facts, shall we? 1 gram is equivalent to 1 milliliter, and 1 tablespoon is equivalent to 15-16 milliliters. These are basically the units and transmutations that we’ll be using for this discussion.

Okay, now let’s get into the details… most probably he’s using an extra strong hold gel. That’s because according to my personal research data, normal hold gel can’t hold much and strong hold gels can’t hold much either considering the fact that Sendoh has some thick hair consistency. More or less Sendoh can consume half to three-fourths of a 135g tube of gel amounting to 67.5-101.25g/ml per styling session.

Why so? Based on practical research, a 3-inch long hair in a thick bunch approximately as that of Sendoh’s would already consume about 2½ tablespoons of gel or approximately 30-37.5ml of gel per styling session. And as we have been seeing on television and in the SD manga, Sendoh has approximately 4 to 4½ up to 5 inches height of hair, compiled in a thick bunch, thus approximately amounting to 4-6 tablespoons of gel (which is most likely 60-90ml in amount).

I don’t know much about gels but this is a product of curiosity so I had to do an actual measure of the gel amount. If you are wondering which hair I experimented on, it was my cousin’s when he had his vacation in our place. And I had to use a tablespoon (which is approximately 15-16ml), the reason I had some concrete values. I think that’s quite fair enough for everyone. Got complaints? Tell them to my gattling gun and find out.

*Shiine-mon rests… too much math is hard to swallow.*

Well, that’s all for now. I’ll be frying out new stuff as soon as I finish with other important matters.

*reloads the 45*

But for now… the killing power had diminished secondary to basic arithmetic.